[the first thing people might notice is that they can see Riza now. on their computers. as though there is some sort of web-based camera mounted to her machine. and not one that spider-man made; this is all technological and crap.]Happy birthday to me, motherbitches! I'm officially 18 and my dad decided to spring for a webcam for me. So now you get ( Read more... )

If any more of my friends want to join the Brotherhood, tell me now. Might as well get all this shit out of the way.

Hey, Yousuke! Pack your bags. We're heading to Ca-

[she's interrupted by her cell phone going off. it's Mötley Crüe's "Kickstart My Heart", of course.]

-one sec, it's my dad. [she picks up] Hey, dad! I was just about to call you. I'm in the middle of inviting my boyfriend to meet you. Can I call you back in five minutes? [pause] [amused] What's ( Read more... )

[this video post actually comes from Kiba's laptop. it's not entirely intentional, but when you leave a computer on in video mode when someone challenges you to a fight, it's gonna catch some of the action. the video only lasts a couple of minutes, but it's a nearly complete account of the fight. it would be good enough evidence for any staff ( Read more... )

( life sometimes really sucks )

Smile! I'm on candid camera. Damn, that whole thing kicked ass. Can we do something like that again? My dad was so proud of me. It was kind of awesome ( Read more... )

[Voice]All right, sports fans, looks like we've got our final roster for Professor Enjolras' Mentor Group Pie-Fest 2009! Starting tomorrow, you can start donating to the pie fund. Remember, whoever gets the most money by the end of the week gets pied in the face at Homecoming. And if you're on this list and you don't want to be, you'll just have to ( Read more... )

[There is some sweet background music on this post.]

I guess this ties in with the whole lobbyist thing pretty well.Listen up! Spirit week's coming up, and we dudes and ladies in Professor Enjolras' mentor group have an awesome idea. You like helping out charity, right? Here's where you can help. Comment here with the name of a teacher or staff ( Read more... )

Just so we're clear. You give anyone crap over who they're in love with? Look out for a knock on your door and a fist in your face.

Anyone gives you crap over who you're in love with? I'm Riza Wildman. Find me and I'll take care of it.

Professor Stark, the laser tag was pretty cool and all, but I think Professor Munroe has kind of set the bar a little high. She's taking her students to Egypt. What have you got planned for us?